Speaker of the House and total sellout Paul Ryan was photographed this evening, just one hour after Mitch McConnell announced that the health care bill was dead for now, rushing to a secret meeting in a residential neighborhood of Washington DC. A reporter for the Read More …
A roommate of Elizabeth Warren’s from college released this photo of her and a bunch of her “pagan friends” dancing around a tribute to the Gods of Wind and Fire: The roommate, a hairdresser from Methuen named Francesca, said Warren was “flat-chested and awkward but Read More …
The Congressional Budget Office, in its yearly audit of the previous fiscal year’s numbers, stumbled across something that made perfect sense mathematically, but that’s about it. It seems that buried in the website built for the federal government by Michelle Obama’s college buddy was a Read More …
The FBI, after an extensive investigation, has learned that liberal icon and leader of the hoard at The View, Whoopi Goldberg, has been running an illegal puppy mill out of three of her properties, selling dogs with high risk of C-Sections that most vets say Read More …
Bill Clinton taped an interview with The View this morning for broadcast on Monday, but producers of the show are considering nixing the whole thing. According to Billy Barrington, the show’s junior producer: “President Clinton was in rare form this morning. It’s almost like as he Read More …
The Supreme Court this morning ruled that illegal aliens have no right to sue anybody if they feel they’ve been mistreated. In a 5-4 decision, the conservative-leaning court reminded America that illegal aliens are called illegal for a reason and therefore don’t have the same Read More …
It must be nice to be the rich and powerful son of a United States Senator. Just ask Richard, Elizabeth Warren’s son from her second marriage. Richard was playing some basketball with friends after work when the game got heated and the next thing you Read More …
The US Marshals are calling it a “freak macchiato accident,” the mainstream news is refusing to cover it and the left has already written it off as “oh what a shame he died before any justice was served.” New Jersey Senator Herman “Hal” Lindsey was Read More …
Chelsea Clinton went down in a blaze of glory at the International Seaport in Cheyenne, France today when Interpol agents approached her to place her in custody for extradition to the United States. Clinton, who has been the head of the family foundation for some time Read More …
The DEA just raided the vacation ranch of Democrat Senator Hal Lindsay (D-NJ), seizing more than 400 marijuana plants, 2 greenhouses full of opium-producing poppies and a small lab that was pumping out massive amounts of refined, finished product. The ranch, just a few hundred Read More …